SNAPSHOT
THE ROOF WILL BE OPEN IN ARIZONA TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
OFFENSE GALORE!
PITCHING
Top Choices For Donkeys
Stephen Strasburg … Nah. No, thanks tonight. His price is insane for what he will give you. Pass….
Gerrit Cole … He is very up and down and I don’t hate the idea of rostering him. Except he wont win. Which kinda is a reason to not like rostering someone. I am on Lance Lynn in what has turned into a pitchers duel series…..
My Guys
Lance Lynn … Cardinals need this game and will win it 5-2.
Henderson Alvarez … Yes. I like the guy who has thrown a no hitter.. Give me him! Thanks.
FAVORITE STACKS
FADES
Braves … No Freeman? No thanks
HITTERS
CATCHER
- Salvador Perez
- Wilson Ramos
- Austin Hedges
- JT realmuto
FIRST BASE
- Logan Morrison… Lo Mo to the Eutaw Street BBQ PIT x2
- Matt Olson
- Paul Goldschmidt
- Eric Hosmer
SECOND BASE
- Whit! Merrifield!
- Daniel Murphy
- Dee Gordon
- Brad Miller
THIRD BASE
- Michael Moustakalakas
- Maikel Franco
- Cory Spangen the berg
- Manuel Machado
SHORTSTOP
- Tim Beckham
- JP Crawford
- Kike Hernandez
OUTFIELD – Tier 1
- Giancarlo Stanton – Lock HR. Needs to go yard twice at his price…. Heeeey, that rhymes!
- AJ Pollock – Pollock Saturday Nights!
- Steven Souza Jr… Why is he not considered Jr anymore? Did his father die? If so, I feel bad… However, was there a narrative we missed? And if your father dies, does that no longer make you a Junior??? Seriously.. I need this answered… Oh… And… I think he just hit his third homer tonight, no?? OK… Well, he’s about to do that… Thanks…
- Melky Cabrera
OUTFIELD – Tier 2
- Everyone playing in Chase Field
- The Phillies … Williamas, Altherr, Odubell…
- Kevin Kiermaier
- Matt Joyce
- Khris Davis
- Dexter Fowler
- Carlos Gonzalezzzzzzzz
- Manuel Margot
OUTFIELD – Valuuuue
- Corey Dickersucksnuts
- Gorkys Hernandez – Hun.Jin Pooh is Pooh…
DONGERS CLUB
- Nick Williams – OF – Chairman
- Steven Souza JR – OF
- Giancarlo Stanton – OF
- Tim Beckham – SS
- Maikel Franco – 3B
- Brad Miller – SB
- Logan Morrison – 1B
- Salvadong Perez – C
- BONUS ……………….. JD Martinez – OF
Follow me on twitter @steve_renner for any feedback or questions. Just dont ask me if I like someone I said I am fading or if I like Mike Zunino…. Okay???
